Total Medals Earned: 2,567 (From 423 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,370 Points
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/500 points)
Defeat 1 enemy
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (415/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (225/225 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Complete any level without collecting all max energy.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (115/215 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/135 points)
is this the right way?
where am i going?
do i remember?
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (25/50 points)
Beat the game on Easy
Find the girl.
Explode your first bomb.
Get the first light upgrade.
Visit your old house.
Beat the game on without hints.
Medals Earned: 22/22 (200/200 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20
Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.
Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.