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Total Medals Earned: 2,567 (From 423 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 48,370 Points

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REDDER

Medals Earned: 6/6 (285/285 points)

WALKED AWAY 10 Points

Finish the game with at least 24 gems.

SECRETS, PART 1 25 Points

Find the first secret area.

ADDICTED 50 Points

Finish the game with all 27 gems.

SECRETS, PART 2 50 Points

Find the second secret area.

THOROUGH 50 Points

Finish the game with a complete map.

SECRETS, PART 3 100 Points

Find all three secret areas.

Reel Deep

Medals Earned: 5/12 (70/455 points)

Off the hook 5 Points

Return to the surface without a single item

Harder than it looks 5 Points

Return to the surface with only a single rock

Getting Schooled 25 Points

Get chased by seven fish at once

Big Dive 10 Points

Return over 250 gold worth of items in a single dive

Halfway There 25 Points

Dive to 500m and return with at least one item

Not on Porpoise 10 Points

Return 100 fish to the surface

Collector 25 Points

Collect one of every type of item and fish

Loaded Hook 50 Points

Return to the surface with 21 items in a single dive

Hard Mode 50 Points

Reach the bottom with any three upgrades disabled

Gold Digger 50 Points

Retrieve the treasure chest

Gold Sniper 100 Points

Return to the surface with ONLY the treasure chest

Bragging Rights 100 Points

Unlock all medals. Reward: golden hook

Reelin'

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)

Reel 5 Points

Play The Game

Beginner Fisher 5 Points

Catch Your First Fish

Smile 5 Points

Purchase A Smile

Excellent Purchase 10 Points

Sell Out An Item In The Store

Ultra Smile 50 Points

Buy The Ultra Smile

Reimagine :The Game:

Medals Earned: 3/12 (175/440 points)

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points

Finish one third of the levels.

Charged With Battery 50 Points

Finish two thirds of the levels.

The End The Game 100 Points

Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points

Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.

Death By Slow Internet 10 Points

Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER

Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points

Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.

BWOOOOONG 25 Points

Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.

Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points

Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.

So Vivid And Intense 25 Points

Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.

Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points

Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.

Viewer Number 301 25 Points

Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.

EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points

Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

Reincarnation: ITNOE

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)

Counter-terrorist 25 Points

Kill Naja and send him back to hell.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Revenge of The Kid

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/385 points)

TROPHY HUNT 10 Points

Take out your first bandit

BANDIT COUNTRY 25 Points

50 bandit kills

BULLET 2 BULLET 25 Points

Shoot 5 bullets mid-air

EARL GREYED-OUT 25 Points

Continue your family re-union

RICK O'SHEA AWARD 25 Points

10 ricochet kills

STITCHED UP MITCH 25 Points

Get some answers

TAKE NO HIT 25 Points

Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play

TOOLED UP 25 Points

Unlock all weapons

CLINT DEADWOOD 50 Points

Say goodbye to an old friend

INVINCIBLE 50 Points

Win a perfect showdown

NO NEWS FROM NUNEZ 100 Points

Settle a score

RGB+jump

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/265 points)

Baby jumps 5 Points

500 score on Easy

Getting better 10 Points

1000 score on Easy

R 25 Points

25 jumps on red platforms in a row

B 25 Points

25 jumps on blue platforms in a row

G 25 Points

25 jumps on green platforms in a row

Getting the hang of it 25 Points

1000 score on Normal

Time for a challenge 50 Points

15000 score on Normal

Above average 100 Points

30000 score on Normal

Ridiculous Text Adventures

Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)

How stupid are you? 5 Points

Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.

Suicide 5 Points

You monster.

That was smart 5 Points

What you should have done is really obvious.

Your pants are on fire 5 Points

Liar, liar...you get where this is going.

AI never gives up 25 Points

You found a stalker!

Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points

Good luck with your new career.

You are a murderer 25 Points

Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.

Nailed the interview 50 Points

You're going to be such a good zookeeper.

You are the chair 50 Points

And you should be damn proud.

The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points

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You made a deal! 100 Points

I hope you chose the money.