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Total Medals Earned: 2,567 (From 423 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 48,370 Points

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The Lance!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)

Handle on things 5 Points

First Victory

Plays Lance A Lot 10 Points

Beat the Champ.

Scrooge McJoust 10 Points

Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.

Horses For Courses 25 Points

Buy the best horse. What a bargain!

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 16/16 (495/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Sagittarian 2

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/140 points)

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The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

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Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

The Ventures Fulp

Medals Earned: 6/8 (40/90 points)

3 Beer Queer 5 Points

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Fishy Car Ride 5 Points

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Super Fulp Bros. 5 Points

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The Mexican 5 Points

The genie of the booze bottle.

SORRY JEFF 10 Points

I stole these icons from him :(

Super Dildo Party 10 Points

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Skull Fcuk! 25 Points

There is a hidden power...

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The Visit

Medals Earned: 3/6 (45/75 points)

'Sup, Honeybee? 25 Points

I'm home!

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The Visitor Returns 2011

Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)

Showdown Survivor 10 Points

Complete any 1 ending

Mutation 10 Points

Complete all 6 endings

The Walking Derp

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/25 points)

Grabbin Pills 5 Points

Grab Some Pills

Cherokee Rose 5 Points

Find A Cherokee Rose

Shameless Self-Promotion 5 Points

Click the link to my other stuff on NG

Sophia's Doll 5 Points

Find Sophia's Doll

Waldo 5 Points

Find Waldo

Theia

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)

Bubba Slap 10 Points

Feel the Bubba-Wrath!

Piggy PWN 10 Points

Get totally pwnd by the Piggy

Gotcha 25 Points

Be an easy target!

Lame Score 25 Points

Come on, you can do better than this!

Spider Food 25 Points

Feed your enemy a healthy snack!

Great Score 50 Points

You've done well my child

Scare the Boss 50 Points

Even tough guys can run away

Beat the Game 100 Points

Save Theia!

God Score 100 Points

The Heavens must have gifted you way too much

Piggy Wiggy 100 Points

Meet the final boss

They Came From Nam

Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/185 points)

Preschool Compared To Nam 10 Points

Beat The First Boss

Kindergarten Compared To Nam 25 Points

Beat The Second Boss

Elementary School Compared To Nam 50 Points

Beat the 3rd boss

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Crab-ass's Medals

Handle on things 5 Points

Plays Lance A Lot 10 Points

Scrooge McJoust 10 Points

Horses For Courses 25 Points

Nastwich 10 Points

The Johnny 10 Points

Best Friend 25 Points

Bookworm 25 Points

Bugged 25 Points

Destroyer 25 Points

Payback 25 Points

Pusher 25 Points

Rainmaker 25 Points

Runner 25 Points

The Room 25 Points

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Quarterback 50 Points

Receiver 50 Points

The Machine 50 Points

Unsee 50 Points

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A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

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Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

The Golden Path 25 Points

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

3 Beer Queer 5 Points

Fishy Car Ride 5 Points

Super Fulp Bros. 5 Points

The Mexican 5 Points

SORRY JEFF 10 Points

Super Dildo Party 10 Points

Skull Fcuk! 25 Points

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'Sup, Honeybee? 25 Points

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Showdown Survivor 10 Points

Mutation 10 Points

Grabbin Pills 5 Points

Cherokee Rose 5 Points

Shameless Self-Promotion 5 Points

Sophia's Doll 5 Points

Waldo 5 Points

Bubba Slap 10 Points

Piggy PWN 10 Points

Gotcha 25 Points

Lame Score 25 Points

Spider Food 25 Points

Great Score 50 Points

Scare the Boss 50 Points

Beat the Game 100 Points

God Score 100 Points

Piggy Wiggy 100 Points

Preschool Compared To Nam 10 Points

Kindergarten Compared To Nam 25 Points

Elementary School Compared To Nam 50 Points

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