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[NotWizards Ep7]

Holy shitcity, this made my day. Rewatched all of them, only to find a new ep was released! It was awesome in all the ways, as usual. I love how every room has a bizarre theme, lovely artwork. But I missed R1 in this one. Love R1. I posted ep 6 on my facebook wall to see how many people I could rope in. I got nothing. People are stupid to not love this. It is humour avant garde. I feel special.

Eyelids-pie responds:

aw shux <3

[Abeyance: Audition]

alright, but one thing-

since the scientist is called bordaeux, I'm guessing you were aiming for a french accent. But it was more of a russian or even more eastern european accent, which was actually quite accurate. Remane him to Pietrovic? OR maybe he had a french dad or something :P

Anyways, it shows promise- the first real episode after this will decide if it'll be a good series or not. I'll definately keep my eyes open for the next ep.

Calicard responds:

A Russian can be named Sanchez, a Latino Okinawa, etc.

Just because the name is French does not make HIM French.

Thanks. I hope I get into this tournament, and I will make the next episode even better.

[Mindy Learns a Moral]

brilliantly animated

Very good animation, good attention to details, and very fluent. Good voice acting, but the sound quality was lacking on some of the characters, like the other daughter. The volume levels were a bit uneven at times too, I think, but that's easy to fix. And as someone else said, the story felt a bit dragged out on places, but I can't really put my finger on what to edit out. But that's something you get a feeling for with experience. All in all, it was a good piece and I look forward to the next installment.

TmsT responds:

The story had already been edited down from something quite more epic, maybe that's what you were getting a feeling for?

[Pallid Fingers 2]

you'd better credit firth...

Is it just me, or did you forget to give David Firth credit for character design and such? I bet he has copyright on his characters.
The flash itself was fairly amusing, but too slow at times. Shows promise, but you should increase the pace.

rtil responds:

it's just you
look around harder

[Slakt 'n Teaser]

hehe, awesome music

One of the guys in the trailer sounds like solid snake, heh. And slakt was really cool too, and I went all "allll-riiight!!" when I heard the opening riffs to "LOK står när dom andra faller". Love that band, and that song. They come from my city :D and I used to have the singer on my ICQ a long time ago.
Reeeally good work there! Looking forward to castle 3.
and those who complain about you using sticks kan suga vårtig snopp.
Keep it up, man!

Get-lost responds:

I guess Jon is the snake guy :) Tack kompis!

[Blockhead: Episode 5]

awesome, another one!!

I realized that I never reviewed any of your work before, it's about time. And since I see you reply to some of them, I will take my time to write one.
I love blockhead, I think I've watched ep 3 and 4 10 times each! I showed it to my friend who usually doesn't watch flash, and he loved it. We went to a masquerade, with him dressed up as the "#1 Guy" (no one knew where it came from, you're not that famous yet :P but it was a success nonetheless). We ran around qouting BH, like running up to people and "HELLO! THANK YOU"'d them.
Mind you, he was dressed up as #1 guy, not BH dressed up as #1 guy.
sorry, this is a review, not a diary. Blockhead is one of my many favourite series because I simply love the voice acting of the random lines, and the facial expressions. And of course, the contrast between him and his consciense. I don't care about "the gore". If you can't stand explicit content, you shoulnd't be on NG. Your strength is in randomness and humour, but you shouldn't avoid gore just because people tell you to. Do what you want!
Keep 'em coming, but don't overwork yourself. We wouldn't want the creator of such a good series die of stress, now would we?

The-Swain responds:

I think you've gotten the purpose of the series...Blockhead is the main actor, sure, but isn't "absurdity", or "randomnss" the real protagonist here? Our friend Blockhead is like the prophet of what I like to call "The Stupid", or the collective idiocy of anyone and everyone in this world. I may think it's funny to kick over a lemonade stand, but I think it's more funny that someone could find this to be a solution to a problem. Blockhead is decently funny in Ep.1, but isn't the aggravation of the Conscience what it all comes down to?

It doesn't hurt to have an adorably moronic jackass to look at while all of this idiocy is going on. I mean, I didn't have an explanation when I started making Blockhead comics. Most of my purpose I only realized later when I stopped to think about it. You're lucky that you enjoy the randomness of it; some people who just like the character are sure to be disappointed now and then.

Thanks for finally writing me a review, too, and for telling your friends about dear Blockhead! Hope you stick around for the next release, which will be much greater (but the last one for a little while as I work on a different project).

[YAAFM 11: Scientology]

Funny and interesting, but...

I'm still gonna complain about the ad in the end. I'm not offended by porn or sex or whatever, and I can totally understand if you wanna make some cash out of this; you deserve it. But hearing slugger say something that sounded like it was read out loud from a spam email or a popup, made me throw up in my mouth a little. You know, pure instincts. I didn't mind the tiffany teen ads, but that "get laid today" shit... anyone who actually believes that is "a fucking moron"!
Otherwise, good, funny and educational episode. People need to know about fucked up cults. keep it up!

The-WalrusZ responds:

Thanks for that response! I totally respect your views on the ad. I respect anyone's views if they actually take the time to present them in an intelligent manner.

[TmsT's "Up Skit Creek"]

stillframes in between better than the skits

The stillframes between the skits are fuckin hilarious. especially the pacman thingy.
But most of the skits suck ass. especially the first one. the 9-11 thing was kinda funny tho

TmsT responds:

Heh heh, I knew somebody would like the 1-framers better.

[FF: Mixed in Balamb2(1/3)]

OMFG VOICE ACTING!!

Who's the dude that does Sephiroth and Vincent? He is a fucking voice acting genius! He should start voicing video games! Or cartoons. His voice outcools solid snakes even!
great flash too, although I'm usually sceptic to FF tributes/parodies. make the next one fast!!

Toonimated responds:

I'll do it FUCKING FUCKING FAST BELIEVE ME!!!