Crab-ass's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[MEATBALL the MITE]

Hi, great game, tho I'm stuck: after beating the boss beyond the village, I can't find where to go. I've found most items, can't see any rooms I haven't been in cept for Throatia, where I'm still blocked entry into those rooms and bombs don't work. What am I missing, or is it a bug?
EDIT: Ah, there it is. Didn't look there cause I couldn't see that it was unexplored due to being next to save point. Cleared it now!

JuniperPinPan responds:

Not sure whats up; check throatia by the first save point near the very beginning, there should be a passage way to the right

[Tower of the Scorched Sea]

Love this. Can't believe how low score it has compared to what it should have (like on armorgames). Hoping for more sequels!

[Picowars]

Great game, just had to finish it. I love the original AW and this was the perfect dose.
It really felt like I was playing a rough first iteration. A lot of points for style. I like the decisions on what to cut from the original, except for one thing: the ability to join units together. It feels like it shouldn't mess with the balance too much, and since you can't, you get a lot of wounded units to control which lags gameplay on a large map with many units. They still have their uses, of course, but it would seem like a simple function to implement that wouldn't upset things.

On the minus side:
Didn't like the music too much, which was sad because the soundtrack on the original is great. That's fine though, only, it would have been great to be able to shut music off separately.
Also: I don't mind swearing at all, but it felt off that the characters did when they don't in the original game. If it was a parody then it would've been good, but everything else was such a good effort in keeping with the tone of the original, so it just felt a bit off.

All in all, great game, good difficulty level, at least for a veteran. Hoping for a sequel!

lambdanaut responds:

Thanks for playing, and sharing your experience!

[Epic Time Pirates]

This seems really good, but when I start a match, there's just my invisible captian hovering around on top of the level and the rest of the characters are just standing around. I use chrome. I hope you fix this so I can play your game and give it a real score. For now you get two stars for the gameplay up until the actual matches :)

[Lord Of The Stars 1.4]

Good game, but a transition bug

before you changed to version 1.3, you could upgrade the elemtental trinkets. now you can't. and YES, I have defeated the boss. I've tried different things, like restarting, saving and loading, nothing works. It kinda sucks. You definately have to fix that, along with an ending, and you have a classic. good job.

[Kung Fu - Remix]

Too difficult? nah.

I've been playing a lot of 8-bit games lately, and people who think this is hard should play similar games on early nintendo. It's often fucking impossible since a game was made to last more than two days. I like this game, because it's nostalgic and not too easy.

[Snow Fight 3.0]

some suggestions...

this could be a great game! but after some corrections:

1 The music drove me mad after one minute. change.

2 The damage to enemies should be proportional to range and throwpower. From what i understood the damage was completely random.

3 The "stunned time" was ridicoulously high for the player, and really short for the enemies. I think it would be more fair if it was the other way around, since one is outnumbered.

4 Maybe some kind of difficulty setting. But this is a great game, just follow my advice and make a 4.0, and this'll be a classic!

[Trapped 5]

GREAT SEQUEL!!

I got a rank B! AND I found the white key! I wouldn't tell what's in the white room if it was something cool. but enemy statistics? it's reeeeally not worth the trouble I went through finding those goddamn keyhalves. also, it helps to turn on "room hints" in the options menu. they are displayed in the map-menu.
I LOVE the "trapped" series, keep makin 'em! Also, it would be cool to meet some friendlies in the maze again.

[Powerfox V.2]

great game, but you should put in credits

I wanna know which song it is on the second level so I can downlo.... ermm, I mean buy their album.
And i think what everyone else thinks, more enemies, more weapons, a bit too easy on the second level with the "stay under the elephant" trick, but the challenge is to find the trick out. If you make more enemies, hannibal should be that easy, and the other ones harder.
btw, zorros ninja horse, hehe, that's fucked up.