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[linkin prk kem 2 my house]

OMG I LIEK LINKEN PRK 2

U RULZ JERY JAXON, LINKING PARK R SOO COOLZORZ I WISSH DEY KEM 2 MAI HOUZE 2 COZ DERE LIRIKS R SOOO DEEP AN STUFF

[YAAFM 11: Scientology]

Funny and interesting, but...

I'm still gonna complain about the ad in the end. I'm not offended by porn or sex or whatever, and I can totally understand if you wanna make some cash out of this; you deserve it. But hearing slugger say something that sounded like it was read out loud from a spam email or a popup, made me throw up in my mouth a little. You know, pure instincts. I didn't mind the tiffany teen ads, but that "get laid today" shit... anyone who actually believes that is "a fucking moron"!
Otherwise, good, funny and educational episode. People need to know about fucked up cults. keep it up!

The-WalrusZ responds:

Thanks for that response! I totally respect your views on the ad. I respect anyone's views if they actually take the time to present them in an intelligent manner.

[Mask]

'twas good, but don't underestimate right music

The music fit perfectly at first. but when the battle began, it didn't fit AT ALL! Try changing music smoothly when the battle begins into something with more go in it. It will increase the action feeling sooo much. It'd be a shame to waste such a good and original flash to unfitting music that makes the fight feel slow, when it actually isn't.

[Email!!]

MAKE MORE!!! THIS WAS AWESOME!!!!!!

I have watched it over ten times now (no kidding!), I simply love it! I especially love the "*SHUN!*" comment. The only thing that was bad was the low sound. It should be a bit louder since I almost blew my speakers up when I turned the music back on after watching it. Hope you fix that. Otherwise - GREAT WORK!! now I'm gonna watch it again, heh.

[Bunnykill 3 Vol.1]

best... just.... awesome... god!

this is the best flash... ever!!!! words can't even describe my longing for the next one!

[Metal Gear Domestic]

boring in the beginning, but after that...

it get's funnier and funnier! in the end it was fuckin hilarious. especially the easter egg. Good thing you warned us that it was slow in the beginning, because otherwise I would have shut it off before it got fun.
and yes, I remember that... "scene", when I played MGS2, I didn't say it, but I thought it... I just wanted to save!
If you haven't already, I recommend getting hold of MGS3, because it makes up for the crappiness in later parts of MGS2.

[The Child That Smelt Odd]

Wait a minute, wasn't that Devvo...?

I could swear that the dude who talks about the "bloody good album" sounds EXACTLY as Devvo... did you get him to do some voice acting for some white lightning and pills? Or is this whole Devvo thing just an act? if so, I'd be disappointed.

Anyways, this one's long, random and awesome. And it had your little brother in it! he rules! This is the best of the best, next to Salad Fingré of course. and spoilsbury. and BFM.

[We Are Robots - Geekbot]

this one's old! make a new one!

I've seen most of your stuff, Brian, and I like it, especially angrybot,drunk uncle and whitebread blues. and when is the next episode of hell on earth comin out? that shit's hilarious! anyway, you should make more -bots. the geekbot has been on your site quite a while now, make another one. or make whatever you want, as long as it's flash. and funny.