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Total Medals Earned: 2,576 (From 426 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 48,585 Points

Nothing To Hide

Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)

BE SOMEBODY 5 Points

Run away, and begin your escape.

Self Surveillance 10 Points

Complete the "Moving iEye" levels

Slidewalking 25 Points

Complete the "Slidewalk" levels

An Act of Activation 50 Points

Complete the "Activating iEye" levels

BE NOBODY 100 Points

Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!

Support & Share 5 Points

Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.

Obsolescence

Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/130 points)

Start 5 Points

Kill the first boss.

Halfway 25 Points

Defeat the first 5 bosses.

Finish 50 Points

Defeat all 10 bosses.

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Odd Verdure

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/275 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Learned 5 Points

Finish tutorial

Challenge Accepted 10 Points

Unlock the Challenge Area

What a Rush! 25 Points

Complete all challenges

Satiated 25 Points

Eat every fly

Happy Eater 50 Points

Win in under 10:00

Speed Eater 100 Points

Win in under 5:00

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Office Spaced

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)

Defeated Brute! 5 Points

Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!

Office Defended! 10 Points

Finished the game!

50 Endless Kills! 25 Points

Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!

Take a seat. 5 Points

Hit an Alien with your office chair!

Olive's Art-Venture

Medals Earned: 13/18 (145/360 points)

Art-venture awaits! 5 Points

Begin the game.

Art degree 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

Checkmate! 5 Points

Clear floor 1.

Dig it! 5 Points

Clear floor 2.

Lvl up! 5 Points

Clear floor 3.

That figures! 5 Points

Clear floor 4.

Aesthetic! 10 Points

Clear floor 5.

Sweet! 10 Points

Clear floor 6.

Spooky! 10 Points

Clear floor 7.

Good luck! 25 Points

Clear floor 8.

Happy mistake 50 Points

Destroy the Rob Boss.

Deviant Art 5 Points

(splat)

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Olive Monet 50 Points

Clear floor 10.

Olive van Gogh 50 Points

Clear floor 12.

Olive da Vinci 100 Points

Clear floor 14.

Omicron 10 Points

Unleash fever mode 20+ times.

Average mouse user 5 Points

Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.

Onward Blocks

Medals Earned: 6/8 (85/160 points)

Onward... 5 Points

Beat the Tutorial Slime!

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Orange Roulette

Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/265 points)

Fresh Squeeze 5 Points

You Survived Your First Encounter

Extra Pulp 10 Points

You Lived Through Round Two

Dark Harvest 25 Points

You Are Victorious, But At What Price?

Fruit Concentrate 25 Points

Three Down And Still Fresh

Harmer's Market 50 Points

You Shot Your Opponent!

You Would Have Never Known 50 Points

You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot

Luck Is An Illusion 50 Points

Get To The End On Your First Game

Overripe 50 Points

You Survived A Long Rally

Outpost:Haven

Medals Earned: 6/23 (50/500 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Killed the first Alien in Story mode

Got it! 5 Points

Collect mfm card

Armed to the teeth 10 Points

Buy your first weapon

One down 10 Points

Completed first story level

Pushing On 10 Points

Completed second story level

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Go Jameson! 5 Points

Unlock a mag-lock

Hax0r 5 Points

Hack a terminal

Run! 5 Points

Trigger the explosives

Suck it 5 Points

Complete a wave in Swarm mode

Bug hunter 10 Points

Killed your first boss

Hax0r II 10 Points

Hack gun turrets

Power up 10 Points

Buy a weapon upgrade

Afraid of the dark 25 Points

Completed third story level

Clock beaten 25 Points

Completed sixth story level

Game, match and... 25 Points

Complete a set in Swarm mode

Goal! 25 Points

Find the 2nd Easter Egg

Job done 25 Points

Completed seventh story level

Lulz 25 Points

Completed fifth story level

Snow ? 25 Points

Completed forth story level

Spanked it 25 Points

Complete a round in Swarm mode

El presidente 100 Points

Rank 50

The daddy 100 Points

Complete all the challenges

Pack Your Bags

Medals Earned: 4/11 (120/500 points)

x3 perfect combo 10 Points

get three perfect notes in a row

x15 perfect combo 10 Points

Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes

Beat the game 50 Points

Beat the final guy

Complete Finish 50 Points

Beat the boss without using the checkpoint

Stupid door 5 Points

How to open them

x30 perfect combo 50 Points

Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes

x64 mega perfect combo 25 Points

Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes

Semi Flawless Complete Finish 50 Points

Beat the game with at least 3 lives left

x100 ultra perfect combo 100 Points

Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes

Flawless Complete Finish 100 Points

Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage

95% mastery 50 Points

finish the game with over 95% completion

Paradox Embrace

Medals Earned: 4/10 (60/360 points)

Bridging the Gap 5 Points

Pass level 1

Withered Away 5 Points

Succumb to the clutches of death

Logically Delicious 25 Points

Pass level 6

Master of Mysteries 25 Points

Pass level 9

Naturally Talented 25 Points

Pass levels 1-3

Undeterred 25 Points

Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt

Demon Dodger 50 Points

Pass level 7 without getting hurt

Spacetime Traveler 50 Points

Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Speedy Runner 50 Points

Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points

Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes