Total Medals Earned: 2,563 (From 424 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,340 Points
Medals Earned: 14/23 (265/500 points)
Play the original S.R.A.G.
Watch the opening cutscene.
Fully upgrade fire rate.
Fully upgrade speed.
Fully upgrade health.
Fully upgrade defense.
Fully upgrade jetpack.
Get the magnet power.
Fully upgrade power.
Beat the first boss.
Beat the second boss.
Beat the third boss.
Fully upgrade everything.
Kill 50 enemies.
Fall in the first hole.
Continue a saved game.
Die 25 times.
Find Robuddy.
Beat the final boss.
Resurrect the super robot.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/500 points)
Slay Betel
Vanquish Mogrimm
Destroy Nocxis
"Defeat" Zippelnum
Beat Salem
Beat Salem on New Game+ Mode
Annihilate Xil and the Black Obelisk
Beat the game on normal mode, in one sitting, without dying
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/200 points)
Beat the tutorial levels.
Set a cat on fire.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 7/11 (220/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 20/22 (270/305 points)
Hit the floor
Create new life
Peek in the hole, I dare you...
Get it
SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!
I wonder if he's hiring?
Ride the Elevator
Get rid of the crows
Medals Earned: 5/55 (30/500 points)
Play a song.
Get an achievement.
Perform a 25-hit combo.
Get a silver star.
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Encounter a boss.
Get a silver on 'In Love With Myself'.
Get a star on three different songs.
Unlock two new guitars.
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 15/15 (500/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)
Start the game
Clean all debris and return to base.
Complete the game without scanning once.
Medals Earned: 8/10 (80/230 points)
Kill an enemy with an explosive barrel.
Kill a Dark Mage before he summons any Skeletons.
Slay 250 enemies.
Find and tame all six pets.
Completely max out one upgrade.
Defeat the Queen Slime.
3 Star all 3 Arenas.
Defeat every boss.
Collect every Star.
Defeat the final boss without taking damage.