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Total Medals Earned: 2,562 (From 423 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 48,335 Points

The Arrow Of Time

Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)

End of an Era 100 Points

Complete the main game.

Fight in the Shade 100 Points

Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.

I Have the Powers 100 Points

Buy all of the upgrades.

Quickdraw 100 Points

Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.

Time Hunter 100 Points

Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Children of Brinn

Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/40 points)

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The Company of Myself

Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)

New Friend 5 Points

Complete level 1

Trust Exercise 5 Points

Complete level 4

Bridge 10 Points

Complete level 10

Vicarious? 10 Points

Complete level 7

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The Duder Dilemma

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/200 points)

Hick-tory 25 Points

Defeat the boss

Red-headed step-child 25 Points

Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack

Corn-fed-erate soldier 50 Points

Earn 2500 points or more

Yokel Anesthetic 100 Points

Beat the boss without upgrading anything

the Engineer

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/135 points)

Bomber 5 Points

Place a bomb on destructible terrain

Maxified Armor 10 Points

Fully upgrade your armor

Maxified Turret 10 Points

Upgrade any turret to its maximum

Maxified Weapon 10 Points

Fully upgrade a hand held weapon

Fully Loaded 25 Points

Buy all hand held weapons at once

Time for a FemBot 50 Points

Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign

Survivor 25 Points

Last 2 minutes in survival mode

The Impossible Quizmas

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/330 points)

Bollocks 5 Points

-1 Life!

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Thanks for Nothing 10 Points

Unwrap an Empty Present

Just What I wanted! 25 Points

Unwrap a Rare Present

Merry Quizmas 50 Points

Complete the Impossible Quizmas

Quizmas Swag 100 Points

Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents

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The Interview Codex

Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/140 points)

Knowledge Peeker 5 Points

Visit the codex for the first time.

DEAD! 5 Points

there all dead

EDD's 5 Points

World

Hans off! 5 Points

Can't touch this.

HE WOBBLES... 5 Points

but he doesn't fall down

KFC 5 Points

who you call'n chicken?

Knowledge Creeper 5 Points

Visit the codex 10 times.

Knowledge Seeker 5 Points

Visit the codex 50 times.

Mariachi Mang 5 Points

¿Dónde está mi cerveza

only $5 each 5 Points

there you go... good bye!

orsppA 5 Points

???

Paradox 5 Points

Who will interview the interviewmen?

PLEASE HELP! 5 Points

The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.

Psycho? 5 Points

maybe.

Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points

...

Sexual Decapoda 5 Points

Nephropidae

Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points

Cake and apple pie.

The bees Justin... 5 Points

Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?

This is madness! 5 Points

Yes it is.

to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points

that is the ummmm somthing...

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points

HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH... 5 Points

I'm almost done.

FUL of P 10 Points

hhhmmmmm.

Knowledge Keeper 10 Points

Visit the codex 100 times.

THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points

He will always be to me...

the Kill Kar II: Revenge

Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/470 points)

Klean run 10 Points

Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car

Kataklism 25 Points

Kill everyone in any level using only missiles

Krapped on 10 Points

Pass a level with less then 5% health left

Krash the Kage 25 Points

Escape to the big city

Kash Kow 50 Points

Earn over 100,000 dollars

Kill-a-K 50 Points

Kill one thousand people

Kan do 100 Points

Beat all levels above 80%

Kant Katch Up 100 Points

Get gold on all race levels

Kraked 100 Points

Beat the game

The Knights' Rescue

Medals Earned: 9/9 (300/300 points)

Feline Fiend 5 Points

Complete level 1

Daring Dragonslayer 10 Points

Complete level 2

Leeeeeeerrrooooyyyyy 25 Points

Complete the game with no potions

Religating Richard 25 Points

Complete level 3

Richards Ramblings 100 Points

Learn the whole story from Richard

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