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Total Medals Earned: 2,562 (From 423 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 48,335 Points

Bogus Roads

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)

Over Easy 5 Points

Beat Level 1

Sunny Side 10 Points

Beat Level 2

Hard Boiled 25 Points

Beat Level 3

Bounce Back

Medals Earned: 5/10 (150/415 points)

Big Boomerang 25 Points

Get a big boomerang

Boomerang Master 25 Points

Get 5 boomerangs

Level 5 25 Points

Get to level 5

Wealthy 25 Points

Get 100 coins

A Winner is You 50 Points

Beat the final boss

Warped 5 Points

Use a warp zone

Whole Hearted 50 Points

Get 10 heart containers

Speedy 100 Points

Beat a speed run

Super Speedy 100 Points

Beat a speed run in 20 minutes

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Bullet Audyssey

Medals Earned: 14/19 (210/395 points)

It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points

Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.

Planet Marcury 5 Points

Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.

Planet Sars 5 Points

Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods

OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points

Reach a max overcharge combo.

Planet Jupitupe 10 Points

Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.

Planet Narpdarp 10 Points

Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.

Planet Satamalat 10 Points

Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.

Disco Fever! 25 Points

Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox

Planet Penos 25 Points

Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.

Planet Plutoo 25 Points

Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.

Save your Home Planet 25 Points

Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.

The Malky Way 25 Points

Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.

Yellow Brick Road 25 Points

Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Rated E for Everything 5 Points

Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.

Maximum Power 25 Points

Reach the maximum level.

Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points

Beat every stage in the game (including credits).

Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points

Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Bullet Heaven

Medals Earned: 18/32 (200/600 points)

Boom 5 Points

Use a bomb for the first time.

Stray Bullets 5 Points

Get killed with no enemies on screen.

Angel Wings 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Natalie.

Counter Attack 10 Points

Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.

Gold Farmer 10 Points

Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.

I Like Swords 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Matt.

Killer 10 Points

Kill 3000 enemies in total.

Max Power 10 Points

Fully upgrade all stats

Pew Pew Pew 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Lance.

Power Up 10 Points

Fully upgrade any stat.

Punching Bag 10 Points

Get hit 100 times in total.

Shields On 10 Points

Collect 100 power ups in total.

Shooter 10 Points

Kill 300 enemies in total.

Sniper 10 Points

Kill 1000 enemies in total.

Stars Everywhere 10 Points

Play 10 levels as NoLegs.

Ultimate Blade 10 Points

Kill 25 enemies instantly.

Bronze Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.

Silver Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.

500k 10 Points

Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.

Bullet Hell 10 Points

Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.

Millionaire 10 Points

Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.

Slayer 10 Points

Kill 10000 enemies in total.

Tree Hugger 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Anna.

Bullet Master 25 Points

Complete all bonus levels.

Gold Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.

Pacifism 25 Points

Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.

Perfect Run 25 Points

Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.

Platinum Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.

The End 25 Points

Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.

3 Heart Challenge 50 Points

Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.

Mass Murderer 50 Points

Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.

Diamond Badge 100 Points

Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Burrito Bison

Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points

Get a perfect launch 10 times.

OUTLAW! 25 Points

Squash 100 police officers.

CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points

Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points

Go through the arena without touching the ground.

SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points

Reach past the sky's limit!

BUFFED OUT! 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points

Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.

PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points

Attain a very high speed.

Burrito Bison Revenge

Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/390 points)

The way the cookie crumbles 5 Points

Beat the crap out of the first opponent!

Bad boy, bad! 10 Points

Beat the crap out of the second opponent!

Terminated 25 Points

Beat the crap out of the third opponent!

+99 LCK 50 Points

Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!

Robbing the robbers 50 Points

Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!

To infinity and beyond! 50 Points

Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!

Power junkie 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

Yes, sir! 100 Points

Complete all missions!

Butcherbugs

Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)

Puberty 10 Points

Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!

Temporal Lobe 50 Points

Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!

Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points

Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Caesar's Day Off

Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)

I hate myself and I want to die. 25 Points

RAAAWR.

Pity Party 25 Points

T_T

Roman Partytime! 25 Points

Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

CAKE QUAKE

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)

too close for comfort 5 Points

accidentally blow yourself up

hard hat 5 Points

play sandbox mode

cease of cake 10 Points

destroy every cake

Castaway 2

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/150 points)

First Kill 5 Points

Kill your first enemy.

Big Meanie 5 Points

Defeat Big Blue the Meanie

First Craft 5 Points

Craft your first item

Reach Town 10 Points

Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.

Gate of Oceanus 25 Points

Unlock the Gate of Oceanus

Defeat Vulcan 50 Points

Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan

Mega Sword 50 Points

Craft the Razor Sword