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[Deliverance DVD]

difficult to review

First off, I'm going to review this piece in the ways of how good the sound, graphic and such was. The choice of song was brilliant. I love that song, I believe it's the Lord of the rings trailer version of the theme song from Requiem for a Dream. But you seriosly need SFX! Not so loud so that it drowns the music, but still. The graphics was good, but everything felt stale, from missiles to plane movements. I got really bored after a while too, the war scene was too long. The voiceacting was good though, a sense of monotone hopelessness.

But I bet this flash will get warloving "patriots" cum in their pants. It's fear-mongering to say the least. It's like:
"The muslims hate you and they hate freedom, they want to nuke america and form an alliance and take over the world, and remove freedom from every peaceloving american, even those european sissies! So be afraid of anyone who might look like a terrorist! It can be Muhammed, the shopkeeper, who'll nuke everyone!".
I know, I know, it's a flash, it's fiction, it's in the future. But it's still propaganda.

[linkin prk kem 2 my house]

OMG I LIEK LINKEN PRK 2

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[YAAFM 11: Scientology]

Funny and interesting, but...

I'm still gonna complain about the ad in the end. I'm not offended by porn or sex or whatever, and I can totally understand if you wanna make some cash out of this; you deserve it. But hearing slugger say something that sounded like it was read out loud from a spam email or a popup, made me throw up in my mouth a little. You know, pure instincts. I didn't mind the tiffany teen ads, but that "get laid today" shit... anyone who actually believes that is "a fucking moron"!
Otherwise, good, funny and educational episode. People need to know about fucked up cults. keep it up!

The-WalrusZ responds:

Thanks for that response! I totally respect your views on the ad. I respect anyone's views if they actually take the time to present them in an intelligent manner.

[Mask]

'twas good, but don't underestimate right music

The music fit perfectly at first. but when the battle began, it didn't fit AT ALL! Try changing music smoothly when the battle begins into something with more go in it. It will increase the action feeling sooo much. It'd be a shame to waste such a good and original flash to unfitting music that makes the fight feel slow, when it actually isn't.

[Email!!]

MAKE MORE!!! THIS WAS AWESOME!!!!!!

I have watched it over ten times now (no kidding!), I simply love it! I especially love the "*SHUN!*" comment. The only thing that was bad was the low sound. It should be a bit louder since I almost blew my speakers up when I turned the music back on after watching it. Hope you fix that. Otherwise - GREAT WORK!! now I'm gonna watch it again, heh.

[Bunnykill 3 Vol.1]

best... just.... awesome... god!

this is the best flash... ever!!!! words can't even describe my longing for the next one!

[The Hatta']

i don't know...

this certainly lured out a lot of racists, didn't think there would be so many here on NG.
I think you're not a racist, you're just getting tired of some black people that are using the advantage black people have againts white people these days. which is:
A black man can call a white man "stupid-ass whitey", and no one raises an eyebrow. If the whitey calls him a n--ger, he gets his face punched in. by everyone! BUT!
It SHOULD be like this for a little while longer. why? because a hundred years ago, if a black man called a white man a stupid whitey, he would get whipped to death.
So the current situation evens shit out. In the future however, I think that blacks should be able to call us whiteys, and whiteys should be able to call blacks n--gers, and NO ONE will raise an eyebrow! only then will we be able to get rid of stupid shit like racism.

oh, the flash, it was kinda funny, not one of you're best though.

[Metal Gear Domestic]

boring in the beginning, but after that...

it get's funnier and funnier! in the end it was fuckin hilarious. especially the easter egg. Good thing you warned us that it was slow in the beginning, because otherwise I would have shut it off before it got fun.
and yes, I remember that... "scene", when I played MGS2, I didn't say it, but I thought it... I just wanted to save!
If you haven't already, I recommend getting hold of MGS3, because it makes up for the crappiness in later parts of MGS2.

[The Child That Smelt Odd]

Wait a minute, wasn't that Devvo...?

I could swear that the dude who talks about the "bloody good album" sounds EXACTLY as Devvo... did you get him to do some voice acting for some white lightning and pills? Or is this whole Devvo thing just an act? if so, I'd be disappointed.

Anyways, this one's long, random and awesome. And it had your little brother in it! he rules! This is the best of the best, next to Salad Fingré of course. and spoilsbury. and BFM.

[We Are Robots - Geekbot]

this one's old! make a new one!

I've seen most of your stuff, Brian, and I like it, especially angrybot,drunk uncle and whitebread blues. and when is the next episode of hell on earth comin out? that shit's hilarious! anyway, you should make more -bots. the geekbot has been on your site quite a while now, make another one. or make whatever you want, as long as it's flash. and funny.